Wel cum wel cum wel cum

Hello and welcome all to my Vespa blog. Here you may share the trials and tribulations, the falls and the rise, the scratches and the sweat, the blood and the dust mites, the battle between man and machine, of one hero, one scooter, a newly purchased set of shiney tools, and the will of a hundred Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. A journey that will make Lord of the Rings look like a trip to the toilet after a Chicken Vindaloo, the passion, enough to spread throughout the land and bring England to its greater glory that once we knew, where knights were galant, where damsons were less ugly than the average girl from east London and where dragons were the tyrants we now know as Sunday Drivers. To finally arrive at my goal, a goal that far outweighs the success of the 1966 world cup, a goal that sees David not just kill, but absolutely batter the F***K out of Goliath, and goal, that is inevitably...... to get the damn thing started. 

Join me good people, and share my glory, TO ARMS my men, to sewing machines and dishwashers my women, .... hi ho silver.... AWAY!!!!