Twist, push, wiggle, shit, turn you git

No people, its not not my new dance,ha ha ha, its actually a sex technique the ancient vikings taught me many a year ago on how to woo your lady friend. I have modified it a little since then and added my own 'coffee', 'fag' and 'not now I am watching footy.'

But I guess one could relate it to the short relationship I had with a couple of my nuts. For those of you who have a child, you will know what this feels like once you do. But anyways, finally they came out, never thought something so tiny could be so stiff. (Oi oi, steady now)

Let me take a pause and introduce you to my friend, Marge the Mole Grip, A handy little lass, as with all females all they need to get them into action is a pinch on the arse, simple place Marge over the stuck nut, grab hold of her arse, and squeeze. Her claws will grab that nut as tight as a Scotsman would grab his last penny.



So with the nuts giving a little movement it was only a matter of seconds before all the screwing was over. Out my nuts popped. Time for a fag. (well if I smoked I would). So a slice of chocolate cake will have to do.

So with that out the way all that was left to do was to fit the new manifold. And here it is, in all its glory. I fitted the carb and air filter on just to make it look more impressive.

Not bad for a couple of days work, I only hope it doesnt last that long every time I have a problem with my nuts.